1. Follow Bratticus @bharatunnithan [Going to Starbucks for the first time]*Ok be calm and ask for a Tall Latte as practised*[a little later]'Hi can I have Lall Tatte?' 10:31 AM - Jun 19, 2017 9898 Replies 2,1612,161 Retweets 3,5283,528 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 2. Follow Sahil Shah ✔@SahilBulla *At the Aladdin audition*Me: I'm going to sing.Casting: Go for it!Me: GENIE MERA DIL LUTIYA OHO!Casting: Please get out. 4:54 PM - Jul 12, 2017 5757 Replies 2,1942,194 Retweets 4,4284,428 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 3. View image on Twitter Follow Cracker Chikna @Madan_Chikna Incase you haven't understood GST yet.Mahendra Singh Dhoni will clear it out. 9:07 PM - Jul 7, 2017 105105 Replies 3,6233,623 Retweets 4,4474,447 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 4. View image on Twitter Follow Aisi Taisi Democracy ✔@AisiTaisiDemo "Hum yahaan haare huye states jeet rahe hain, tu jeeta hua haar gaya?" 1:00 PM - Jul 28, 2017 123123 Replies 3,7813,781 Retweets 5,5265,526 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 5. Follow Numbyaar @NumbYaar Priyanka Chopra: Get my KhakeeAssistant: What?P: My khakee, khaakee...A: But you're already wearing itP: Gaadi ki chaabi la bhosadi ke. 11:36 AM - May 2, 2017 172172 Replies 3,4513,451 Retweets 4,8004,800 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 6. Follow SAGAR @sagarcasm Client - Your work is not goodMe - Give me 7 days to fix itClient - I can'tMe- Aapne Congress ko 60 saal diye, mujhe sirf 7 din dijiye 10:11 AM - Jan 5, 2017 8080 Replies 3,0183,018 Retweets 3,2843,284 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 7. View image on Twitter Follow Imaan Sheikh ✔@sheikhimaan why does blac chyna look like she's about to call rahul a cheater 8:29 PM - Aug 6, 2017 8989 Replies 3,9373,937 Retweets 4,8114,811 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 8. Follow SwatKat @swatic12 In school, I wanted to be the class monitor so that no one checks my dirty shoes and long nails. Some people join politics for same reasons. 2:03 PM - May 3, 2017 162162 Replies 2,2902,290 Retweets 3,4963,496 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 9. Follow DoUHaveTheFever? @sidin Don’t know why some people are spreading propaganda against India by dying when they are lynched. 3:26 PM - Jun 26, 2017 6363 Replies 2,6832,683 Retweets 3,0763,076 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 10. Follow Akshar ✔@AksharPathak *Batman points to his car* "That's the Batmobile"*points to his cave* "That's the Batcave"*points to his wallet* "That's the Batua" 3:59 PM - Jul 24, 2017 9898 Replies 2,9622,962 Retweets 5,4525,452 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 11. Follow The-Lying-Lama @KyaUkhaadLega Sachin in commentary"Kohli hits ball out of the ground for a six & it almost reaches a hall which is showing my film. Dont miss"#INDvPAK 9:59 AM - Jun 4, 2017 5353 Replies 2,2152,215 Retweets 3,7853,785 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 12. View image on Twitter Follow Anuradha @anuradha_kush Spoke to my ex after 10 years.“Miss or Mrs.?” he asked.Me: 1:51 AM - Feb 11, 2017 107107 Replies 4,0944,094 Retweets 4,1314,131 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 13. Follow Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey Two die hard SRK fans watching Jab Harry Met Sejal. #JHMS 4:37 PM - Aug 5, 2017 131131 Replies 3,0133,013 Retweets 3,8373,837 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 14. Follow Angoor Stark @ladywithflaws When love knows no bounds. 1:14 PM - May 24, 2017 252252 Replies 3,7923,792 Retweets 5,5565,556 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 15. Follow Sapan Verma ✔@sapanv Finally revealed: Kendall Jenner had come to India for her lower back pain treatment. 2:48 PM - May 3, 2017 7070 Replies 3,5853,585 Retweets 5,0635,063 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 16. Follow Babbu Beard @babbulicious 1997: ewww why is your food so yellow eww whats in that gross..2017: omg have u tried tumeric?? Its like organiccccc ughhh omg love it 3:46 AM - Jun 6, 2017 2929 Replies 4,3674,367 Retweets 9,0319,031 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 17. View image on Twitter Follow Pranav @pranavsapra This is the 3rd time I'm removing malai from my chai and it's getting out of hand now. 12:08 PM - May 2, 2017 555555 Replies 12,11812,118 Retweets 20,09120,091 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 18. Follow Shridhar V @iimcomic There are 3 kinds of people in India:1. Nationals2. Anti Nationals3. People outside Delhi who have real jobs to do. 8:09 AM - Mar 1, 2017 114114 Replies 4,1964,196 Retweets 5,4205,420 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 19. Follow Innocent Bystander @InnoBystander Remember that kid meme? You'd be amazed what he looks like now... #indvaus 1:47 PM - Mar 7, 2017 2121 Replies 2,5052,505 Retweets 2,7882,788 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 20. Follow Rofl Gandhi Temple @RoflGandhi_ I don't understand why farmers are protesting on roads when they can reach the PM via Kisan Suvidha app while sipping coffee at Starbucks. 3:26 PM - Jun 6, 2017 9898 Replies 2,6062,606 Retweets 3,3043,304 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 21. Follow Rameez @Sychlops Hehe who did this 11:48 AM - Mar 31, 2017 103103 Replies 2,2892,289 Retweets 2,2832,283 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 22. Follow Sand-d Singh ✔@Sand_In_Deed Apparently Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast. Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show! 11:56 AM - Mar 23, 2017 3636 Replies 2,0692,069 Retweets 2,5492,549 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 23. 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Follow José Covaco ✔@HoeZaay I don't know about anyone else, but I'm thoroughly enjoying "Selfie Maine Leli Aaj" by Dhinchak Pooja. 7:51 PM - May 19, 2017 195195 Replies 2,1532,153 Retweets 2,9342,934 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 27. Twitter: @TweetErrant 28. Follow Bakwas Rider @BakwasRadio Man this must be the biggest plot twist in Indian television 11:26 PM - May 9, 2017 230230 Replies 3,2553,255 Retweets 4,1844,184 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 29. Twitter: @unurag 30. Follow Aladdin @Alllahdin 1. How Rahul Gandhi sees Rahul Gandhi2. How Congress sees Rahul Gandhi3. How world sees Rahul Gandhi 1:33 PM - Jan 11, 2017 5757 Replies 2,6812,681 Retweets 2,4322,432 likes Twitter Ads info and privacy 31. Follow Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt Saif got national award for Hum Tum when Sharmila was Chairperson of Censor Board!He is right when he says it's all abt genes,not Nepotism! 2:50 PM - Jul 23, 2017
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