The 20 Funniest Engineering Tweets Of All Time

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Ojas. @Ojasism

Who are we? Indians!
What do we want? Olympic medals!
How about excelling your own kid in a sport? "Pehle usse engineer toh banne do!"

10:28 AM - Aug 16, 2016

•  44 Replies
 
•  175175 Retweets
 
•  115115 likes

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Trendulkar 

✔@Trendulkar

Happy Engineer's Day to all the future MBA students.

10:49 AM - Sep 15, 2015

•  66 Replies
 
•  180180 Retweets
 
•  151151 likes

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Bakwas Rider @BakwasRadio

I haven't got my Engineering degree because I refused to submit a video of pic of my friends in final year with Yaaron in background music

7:35 PM - Dec 14, 2014

•  77 Replies
 
•  175175 Retweets
 
•  130130 likes

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dorku @Dorkstar

That one girl in engineering batch

7:45 AM - Apr 11, 2015

•  7878 Replies
 
•  2,0832,083 Retweets
 
•  1,1261,126 likes

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Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey

Anil Kumble appointed as the head coach of Indian cricket team. An engineer finally got placement with good package and onsite opportunities

7:29 PM - Jun 23, 2016

•  55 Replies
 
•  254254 Retweets
 
•  200200 likes

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Cracker Chikna @Madan_Chikna

Ladkiwale: Yeh sab toh theek hai.. lekin ladka engineer hota toh kuch baat banti.

10:38 PM - Aug 23, 2016

•  88 Replies
 
•  7676 Retweets
 
•  7676 likes

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Ramesh Srivats 

✔@rameshsrivats

The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. #ItAllHappenedInIndia

9:58 AM - Sep 15, 2011

•  149149 Replies
 
•  4,6734,673 Retweets
 
•  2,1932,193 likes

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InGenious @Bees_Kut

"Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai"
"Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!"

1:38 PM - Oct 31, 2014

•  4343 Replies
 
•  1,1671,167 Retweets
 
•  653653 likes

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The Viral Fever 

✔@TheViralFever

Engineers with and without MBA degree.#EngineersDay

12:20 PM - Sep 15, 2016

•  1818 Replies
 
•  495495 Retweets
 
•  790790 likes

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schzwn sauce @oothikicha

In India, if you throw an engineer, you will hit a stone.

10:26 AM - Dec 22, 2014

•  1414 Replies
 
•  568568 Retweets
 
•  360360 likes

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All India Bakchod 

✔@AllIndiaBakchod

Happy Engineer's Day Doston

10:34 AM - Sep 15, 2016

•  3131 Replies
 
•  469469 Retweets
 
•  986986 likes

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EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer

If an Engineer asks for ur number, it doesn't mean that he wants to date you, he may just want you to register for his home delivery startup

10:03 AM - Sep 15, 2016

•  44 Replies
 
•  128128 Retweets
 
•  148148 likes

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Ibrar @IbrarIbrahim

Engineering university summed up

1:57 PM - Aug 20, 2016

•  66 Replies
 
•  472472 Retweets
 
•  460460 likes

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Nitin Pai 

✔@acorn

One Bangalorean is a software engineer. Two Bangaloreans are a home delivery app startup. Three Bangaloreans are a traffic jam on ORR.

7:30 PM - Aug 14, 2015

•  3434 Replies
 
•  1,1361,136 Retweets
 
•  599599 likes

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Sir Ravindra Jadeja @SirJadejaaaa

We Live In A Country Where We First Become Engineer And Then Decide What We Want To Actually Do In Our Life. Happy #EngineersDay To All. ;)

12:12 PM - Sep 15, 2016

•  2424 Replies
 
•  373373 Retweets
 
•  639639 likes

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TASK Marketing @taskmarketing

The only day all Engineers put their miseries aside.

Happy #EngineersDay !#ContentCrafters

10:39 AM - Sep 15, 2016

•  55 Replies
 
•  232232 Retweets
 
•  335335 likes

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Anurag Verma 

✔@kitAnurag

*cracks an engineer joke*
People: Hahahaha kahan se laate ho.

*cracks a food blogger joke*
Do you know how much effort goes into this? Ugh

1:57 PM - Jun 15, 2016

•  77 Replies
 
•  441441 Retweets
 
•  429429 likes

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Varun Agarwal 

✔@varun067

How Engineers tried to get the attention
of girls in the last 5 years:

2010 : Guitar
2012 : DSLR
2014 : Standup Comedy
2015 : Startup

2:47 PM - Oct 23, 2015

•  66 Replies
 
•  135135 Retweets
 
•  133133 likes

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Radhika Mundra @radhikamundra99

Why doesn't the #EngineersDay hashtag start with Happy? 

7:31 AM - Sep 15, 2016

•  3535 Replies
 
•  121121 Retweets
 
•  176176 likes

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